Splish Splash Bath
Dude! Talk about Surfing.   Plan a trip to the beach.     Drive to the beach while music pumps you up for the adventure.     Campout on the sand. You wax you board up all sticky and bumpy. Take your shirt off and lather up with oily lotion.     Checking the sets, you’re stoked and begin Dashing through the shallow water. Your board keeps you afloat and it’s a rush to Paddle out…     Duck dive!     Paddle splish!      Paddle splash!     Duck dive!     Paddle! Drifting over mountains of Imperfect waves, you Sit there & wait.     You select the ideal wave to surf upon.      That perfect Swell is surging in the distance.      Duck dive.      Get in Perfect position and It’s Time 2 turn around.      Fears subside and thrills kick up.     Paddle, paddle, and you catch that swell. You know you’ve caught the  dope ride, so push down & hop up. Stay low as you begin to descend with bubbly Eyes  leaping off the wave.      You’re walking on water.      You’re stepping on liquid.      Stabilize yourself, and choose your lines.     The apex of this monstrous water mountain moves lucidly beneath you and your plank. From top to bottom you smoothly groove.      Everything slows down and you embrace the adventure.  The crest is wet and misty.      Sex wax is tight grip for your feet.  Endure the blue crush.    A thrilling buzz within yourself makes you celebrate with a joyful smile. It is the shit.       Ride the wave. Enjoy the ride. A jam that Is thicker than water.      Short but sweet. the ride was A gnarly rush. The foam resembles the solution of a complex problem=A WAVE.      And then, it’s time to repeat the voyage.      Awesome!   Chyeoa Broh.